DR. ZOLTAN'S RECIPE FOR FAILURE
Attention All Cursed Beings Within The Sound Of My Voice:
The following is a recipe that I, Dr. Zoltan, am the author of.
It is a recipe for FAILURE.
Therefore, if you shall like to fail, follow these steps.
STEP #1
• Watch The Dr. Zoltan Podcast!
Dr. Zoltan stars in a semi-weekly video podcast
http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/DrZoltanPodcastEpisode01.mov
http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/DrZoltanPodcastEpisode02.mov
http://www.drzoltan.com/podcast/DrZoltanPodcastEpisode03.mov
Coming soon to iTunes!
STEP #2
• Add Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk as a friend on the following social networks:
http://www.myspace.com/drzoltan
http://www.youtube.com/drzoltan
http://www.last.fm/user/drzoltan
http://www.flickr.com/people/drzoltan/
http://twitter.com/drzoltan
STEP #3
• Listen to Dr. Zoltan's Drumkit From Hell Sampler!
http://www.drzoltan.com/mp3/DrumkitFromHellSampler.mp3
STEP #4
• Chat With Dr. Zoltan Online Now!
AOL Instant Messenger: drzoltanobelisk
Yahoo! Messenger: drzoltanobelisk
MSN: drzoltanobelisk
Google Talk: drzoltanobelisk
STEP #5
• Register with The War On Fun!
The War On Fun, a non-profit organization founded by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, will put an end to youth culture's grip on the human children. Register now for a free, personalized certificate and a wearable button.
http://www.drzoltan.com/waronfun.php
STEP #6
• Join MutantMall.com / ECHELON - http://www.mutantmall.com/echelon.php
MutantMall.com / ECHELON is a secret club and support-network for creator, Carl King. It also allows users advance previews and unlimited downloads of all of his files for a $20 monthly PayPal fee. Care packages known as MutantMunitions (containing shirts, stickers, CDRs, and other random items) are mailed out monthly. Sometimes.
STEP #7
Participate in Dr. Zoltan's Anti-Sociology Study Surveys
Previous Surveys: What Is Wrong With The Human Race?
STEP #8
• Confidential.
STEP #9
• Receive Dr. Zoltan's Monthly E-Mail Newsletter!
http://lists.ubikorp.com/admin/mail.cgi/list/drzoltan
STEP #10
• Discover and Investigate Related Artists
http://www.churchacrossamerica.com
http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com
http://www.willmaier.net
http://www.chewbode.com
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